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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
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burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

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That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

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mattressblowoutsale:

the cashier gave me the most condescending look when I took this

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thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

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gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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tragicallybootylicious:

wheelcher2:

why is one girl missing an eye tho

shes keepin an eye out for selener

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

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bayconbit:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

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onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

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